In response to the growing problem of piracy, the music and movie industries have banded together to develop an unbreakable encryption method, which they claim will immediately stop piracy.
For legitimately downloaded media, the user can easily decode and enjoy their purchase with a keycode available from a market stall in Kazakhstan. The user must fly to the stall and quote a number handed to them by a flight attendant named Nancy, at which point they will be given a keycode. This keycode can then be entered into a decryption program available for $200. Finally, the user must complete the original Pacman with a perfect score. This process must be repeated everytime the user wishes to listen to or watch their media.
The media is also extremely poor quality, to eliminate the likelihood of pirates recording video or audio signals.
Critics say that this will be the end of the music and movie industries, but they maintain that it is completely sane.