Posted by: Brad | February 10, 2009

Man Steals Stadium

Phake Eye Dee in the SCG, disguised as a cricketer.

Phake Eye Dee in the SCG, disguised as a cricketer.

A Sydney man has managed to steal the city’s famous SCG, using several sticks of chewing gum, a fake ID, and a flock of hummingbirds.

The man, only known as Phake Eye Dee, managed to enter the SCG using a forged maintenance worker’s ID, and strategically placed 200 pieces of chewing gum on the stadium’s roof structure. He then called the 200 waiting hummingbirds, which lowered themselves onto the chewing gum in order to lift the stadium.

Military personnel watched on helplessly as the SCG slowly flew away; their fighter jet pilots didn’t stand a chance against the slideshow of Playboy covers that Dee had shown on the stadium’s enormous screens.

Through satellite tracking, authorities were able to trace the stadium’s route to New Zealand, where Dee is reported to have turned it into a sheep farm. New Zealand sheep protection laws prevent Australians from re-capturing the stadium while it contains sheep. Negotiations are continuing.

Add to Digg Add to Stumbleupon Add to Reddit


  1. Really? Very funny!

    • That’s a creative answer to a dilcufift question

    • That’s a creative answer to a difficult question

  2. Thanks Brad. Damn sheep get in the way of everything that is decent and good

  3. So its now a NZ farmer’s brothel….nice

  4. Sheep laws…We had them damn things in California, that’s what forced me to move!

  5. sounds like The Onion to me. 🙂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: