Posted by: Brad | February 8, 2009

Chuck Norris Caught Watching Bambi


Chuck Norris being shown a Bambi figurine at an Air Force awards show.

Chuck Norris being shown a Bambi figurine at an Air Force awards show.

Chuck Norris – a man known for his super-human strength and disturbing fury – has been caught by his wife watching the Disney classic Bambi.

“I was shocked to find him watching Bambi. It was the first time I’ve seen him watch a deer or other defenceless animal without roundhouse kicking it in the face. It’s just sick.”

Chuck Norris was quick to discount the claims, saying, “I was watching it to investigate the movement patterns of deer, so that I can more effectively kick them in the future. I now know to go for the head.”

We then asked Norris if he knew who Julie Andrews was, and he responded with, “Of course, she’s Maria from The Sound of Music… I mean… Um…” He then roundhouse kicked me in the face.

Norris did not want the incident to tarnish his reputation, so he flew to Afghanistan and killed a quarter of the Taliban with his beard this morning.

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  1. Say it ain’t so Chuck, say it ain’t so! 😦

  2. All the time he spent with Huckabee made him soft…

  3. Chuck Norris struck down Bambi’s mother with the shotgun crack of his fists!

  4. Na, that Huckabee guy is tuff. I heard that a heart-attack once had a Huckabee.

  5. @Joe: Yeah, ever since it went public Chuck’s gotten a lot ‘tougher’, though. I’m risking it by even posting this 😉

    @Ram: They don’t call him Huckabee for nothing! (I don’t know what I meant either).

    @Aiden Caulfield: Now that’s the way to hunt deer!

    @Unknown Nobody: Now that could be a new internet craze: ‘Mike Huckabee Facts’! 😀

  6. lol! I wonder if Chuck Norris even knows about the whole “Don’t Fuck With Chuck” meme?

    My favorite by far: “Chuck Norrise once roundhouse kicked a telemarketer to death. Down the phone.”

  7. LOL:

    Norris did not want the incident to tarnish his reputation, so he flew to Afghanistan and killed a quarter of the Taliban with his beard this morning.

    Very very funny. And I agree with dogsounds. So hilarious!

  8. Chuck Norris once pissed a 5 lbs. kidney stone, and then cracked it in half with his fist…

  9. @dogsounds: That’s one way to get rid of telemarketers!

    @Scriber’s Web: Thanks! Glad you liked it 😀

    @this buddy of mine: ROFL! Just thinking about that is painful, but Chuck could handle it 😀

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