The world’s most famous child magician, Harry Potter, has been taken to Hogspital following a painful encounter with a broomstick while playing Quidditch – his favourite sport.
Potter was flying on the broomstick, when a spectator yelled a personal remark about his suspicious relationship with Ron Weasley. His broom collapsed and he fell several metres onto it, lodging it in ‘an uncomfortable region’. We are unsure what the sources meant by this.
Potter was taken to the Hogspital – Hogswart’s on-campus hospital – where he underwent a delicate procedure in which the broomstick was removed from his ‘uncomfortable region’, using a magic spell and plenty of elbow grease.
He is expected to fully recover, but may not be able to walk, sit, or ride on a broomstick for several weeks. He was unavailable to comment on his relationship with Ron Weasley.