Seems about time for WordPump to hold a little competition – so I shall. To enter, you just need to submit a short, funny, preferably untrue news story, and if I laugh (which is pretty likely – I laugh at ducks crossing the road), I will publish it here on WordPump.
The first person to submit a funny news story (that gets published) will win a large banner place (180 x 200 pixels) on the sidebar linking to your blog/website/etc, for one week.
The second person to submit a similarly hilarious news story (that gets published), will get a banner place right underneath, but half the height (180 x 100 pixels).
This will continue for the third and fourth places.
More info about submitting can be found on the submission page.
Good luck (not that you need it)! 😀