McDonald’s famous mascot Ronald McDonald has gotten himself in hot water following a gang war between his ‘crew’ and Burger King’s ‘homies’, on the streets of Los Angeles.
It is alleged that McDonald instigated the fight as a result of a drive-by shooting (using ketchup) in the Burger King’s ‘hood’. His ‘crew’ of over 50 clowns then proceeded to jump out of their Volkswagen Beetle, and opened fire on the Burger King gang.
At this point, we believe that the Burger King called upon reinforcements, and a very bloody battle ensued.
Fighting continued for hours until police and SWAT teams arrived. We believe military personnel may have also been lowered in via helicopter.
One witness said: “There was ketchup everywhere! It was on the ground, on people’s clothes, on their weapons – it was just madness! There was just a horrible smell of lard. I’m sorry, it’s just too horrific.”
When interrogated about his reasoning, a wounded McDonald cited being influenced by the Grand Theft Auto series of games. The investigation is ongoing.
Above: A re-enactment of the incident.