First of all, this is the first user-submitted news article on WordPump. Thanks goes out to thisbuddyofmine for this humorous little thang! On a side note: If you’re easily offended, you should probably look away from this article…
In response to Burger King’s Whopper Virgin marketing ploy, Dairy Queen has rolled out “The Promise Onion Ring” basket.
“We feel like those who are holding out deserve a side dish dedicated in their honor,” said a spokesman for DQ. “Burger King is mocking the chaste, where we here at Dairy Queen are supportive of those who decide not to blow their O ring.”
The Promise Onion Ring basket goes on sale nation wide this week.