Posted by: Brad | January 7, 2009

Dairy Queen Reveals “The Promise Onion Ring”


First of all, this is the first user-submitted news article on WordPump. Thanks goes out to thisbuddyofmine for this humorous little thang! On a side note: If you’re easily offended, you should probably look away from this article…

 

Be good, and you can eat these.

Be good, and you can eat these.

In response to Burger King’s Whopper Virgin marketing ploy, Dairy Queen has rolled out “The Promise Onion Ring” basket.

“We feel like those who are holding out deserve a side dish dedicated in their honor,” said a spokesman for DQ. “Burger King is mocking the chaste, where we here at Dairy Queen are supportive of those who decide not to blow their O ring.”

The Promise Onion Ring basket goes on sale nation wide this week.

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Responses

  1. That was amusing, and now I’m hungry–Thanks!

    You got our vote, Brad. Keep up the good work.

  2. Ha! This is too funny!
    “Burger King’s Whopper Virgin marketing ploy” and “Dairy Queen are supportive of those who decide not to blow their O ring.” Had me cracking up! lol!

  3. The fries looked like a bug at first (yea, IDK), so I was like :O, but then I noticed their potato-ness and I was like :D. Now I’m like 😦 because I’m hungry.

  4. All the girls I know who got promise onion rings never actually married the guy…


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