Following an intense brainstorming session, a Californian marketing team has come to the conclusion that the dollar sign ($) very closely resembles an ‘S’ with a line through it. They believe that this will have an enormous impact on creative sign-writing techniques, for example: “$ale! $ale! $ale! Everything mu$t go!”
When asked about the discovery, the marketing supervisor John Yoosedcarsayelsman said: “We stayed up all night, surviving on pizza, coffee and Chinese, contemplating the dollar sign and how it could be used in our client’s sales pitch. A light went on in my head, and I yelled out, ‘It looks like an S!’ That was an emotional moment.”
This discovery follows a German discovery that the Euro sign (€) looks like an ‘E”, and a Japanese discovery that the Yen sign (Â¥) looks like a ‘Y’. English researchers believe that they are close to finding what the pound sign (£) resembles.
Financial experts speculate that these amazing breakthroughs are a result of marketers working harder under the recent economic downturn, however nutritionists believe that it is a direct result of a reduction of MSG in Chinese food.
The pound sign resembles an L for loser, right?
Just kidding to all you Brits.
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By: Unknown Nobody on January 7, 2009
at 12:28 pm
WoW, I thought that was the new Sports Illustrated symbol?
By: Joe on January 7, 2009
at 2:02 pm
@Unknown Nobody: I’M BRITISH!! Not really 😉 And yeah, I’ll trade links 🙂
@Joe: You’re right! I guess this new discovery really has impacted marketers… 😀
By: Brad on January 7, 2009
at 3:28 pm