A faulty GPS device on Santa’s sleigh caused him to fly into the restricted airspace of Area 51, a very secretive US Air Force base. Military authorities report firing at the sleigh, which subsequently crashed into an alien aircraft sitting on the ground. Mr. Claus and all of his reindeer survived the impact, and the sleigh was not significantly damaged.
A furious Mr. Claus pounced on soldiers from his crashed sleigh, and threatened them with a novelty water pistol. The soldiers were able to subdue him, by using a Men-in-Black-esque memory wiper, and he returned to his sleigh to continue his very important job.
No delays were reported, however the effects of the amnesia device caused some embarrasing mistakes in the delivery of gifts, most notably a young girl who was given a nuclear weapon intended for Kim Jong-il.
A belated ‘Merry Christmas’ for all WordPump readers, and a not-so-belated ‘Happy New Year!’