A recent surge in the appearance of blurry-faced people on television news broadcasts has triggered a Government investigation into the origins of these people, and if they pose any risk to human life.
It is believed that these people are NOT human, but in fact hail from the planet of Blurfacia. This planet was named by a creative team of Government agents, in order to create a working title for their extermination operation: Operation Blurfacia. Again, this is a very creative and abstract title.
Not only have these people appeared on television, but they are making themselves prominent on Google Streetview. Authorities are consulting Google to use their advanced record-keeping technology to track down these Blurfacians, and interrogate them at Guantanamo Bay, while it’s still operating.
Government officials have stated that these people could launch an attack at any time, and backed-up this statement with evidence from War of the Worlds, because Tom Cruise is considered a reliable source.