Posted by: Brad | December 23, 2008

Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object

A re-creation of yesterday evening's events.

A re-creation of yesterday evening's events.

It’s finally happened: an unstoppable force met an immovable object, and the result was astounding.

Late yesterday evening, an eccentric corn farmer from Iowa built an immovable object, and collided it with un unstoppable force he borrowed from Stephen Hawking. As the two struck, a black hole seemed to appear, and began spurting out Beatles songs: specifically Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. The crowd which had gathered began acting strangely, and eventually, everyone’s heads exploded.

The black hole closed when Stephen Hawking arrived to collect his unstoppable force, which he placed on a trailer with the help of John Lennon and George Harrison. This led us to the theory that The Beatles knew more about the universe than they were letting on.

Government restrictions have been announced on the sale of Beatles music, as it may induce mind-blowing clarity of the universe (that’s not a good thing).

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  1. I think you actually just made me stupider for having read this:)

  2. I think I made myself stupider having written it šŸ˜‰

  3. I can rest assure that no matter how bad my day was I can come to your blog and get a good laugh.

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