Posted by: Brad | December 22, 2008

Underwater Telecommunications Cable Damaged as Shoethrower throws Shoes


The shoes seen lodged in the cable.

The shoes seen lodged in the cable.

The famous Iraqi shoethrower (or depleted uranium thrower) has struck again. This time, he swam to the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea, and threw his shoes at an underwater telecommunications cable, severely affecting phone and internet connectivity throughout the Middle East.

Upon surfacing, the man said that the cable was a ‘dog’, and proceeded to run naked through the streets of Alexandria. Police could not capture the man, as he attacked them with a seemingly endless supply of shoes. We do not know where the shoes came from, but we can guess.

The attack has left much of Egypt without communications, and as such the nation’s score on Bush-bashing games has decreased significantly. On a side note, the United States is number 1.

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Responses

  1. So the Shoethrower has gone amok! I hope next time he throws his shoes at his native president.

  2. There could be a fight between him, his native president, Bush, Obama, etc. ONLY with shoes! πŸ˜‰

  3. As long as his shoes aren’t nuclear.

  4. lol, i wish i could afford to throw my shoes away like those guys, shoes must be dirt cheap in those countrys!

  5. I think I’ve seen one of them there shoes stuck in the side of my local cell tower affecting my service!

    Thanks for the update!

  6. @pochp: Or depleted uranium. That would hurt πŸ˜‰

    @newsdrnews: Exactly! This guy’s a journalist, and they have fancy shoes (I think, I’ve never looked though).

    @Joe: lol – There are shoes flying everywhere! πŸ˜›

  7. Maybe that’s better than snow.


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