The famous Iraqi shoethrower (or depleted uranium thrower) has struck again. This time, he swam to the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea, and threw his shoes at an underwater telecommunications cable, severely affecting phone and internet connectivity throughout the Middle East.
Upon surfacing, the man said that the cable was a ‘dog’, and proceeded to run naked through the streets of Alexandria. Police could not capture the man, as he attacked them with a seemingly endless supply of shoes. We do not know where the shoes came from, but we can guess.