Posted by: Brad | December 14, 2008

Kim Jong Il Buys Seat in Illinois Senate

Kim Jong-il in Chi-town

Kim Jong-il in Chi-town

In an interesting turn of events, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has bought Barack Obama’s former seat in the Illinois Senate. The seller was unknown, but sources say his name started with an ‘R’, and ended with ‘od Blagojevich’. We were unable to decode the source’s clue.

When we interviewed Mr. Il, he said: “I am very pleased with opportunity to take your stupid country down. I take you down, and I make you bow down before me. Should be fun.”

Mr. Il, affectionately known as ‘Kimmy’, is expected to have a major influence in the Illinois Senate, perhaps converting Chicago’s Adler Planetarium into a missile silo.

Mr. Obama was surprised by the news, and said that he was looking forward to co-operating with Mr. Il, but wouldn’t allow him greater strength. He assured Americans that they would be safe from his dictator tendencies.

Mr. Il is scheduled to address the Illinois public tonight, from the roof of Sears Tower.

*Please note that this report is satirical, and should not be taken as truth, unless you want it to be… Thankyou for reading this ridiculously small text!

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  1. Funny…I was guessing between him and Al Davis

  2. I thought Osama bin Laden had the highest bid? I smell lawsuit!

  3. Someone whose name starts with ‘R’ and ends with ‘od Blagojevich’… I’m sorry, I have nooooooooooooo idea WHO you are talking about.

    Great post! Loved it 🙂

  4. tee hee hee Sadly, it wouldn’t surprise me.

  5. @this buddy of mine: It’s gotta be Kimmy 😛

    @bellumcontraomnium: It’s funny you say that, because I was originally going to title the post “Osama Bin Laden Buys Seat in Illinois Senate” 😀

    @sahar009: Exactly! Who is that villain!? 😉 Glad you liked the post. You shall be spared by Kimmy 😛

    @mongoliangirl: I agree. Anything’s possible!

  6. All hail to our Commander-In-Chief-Elect!

  7. lol You are too funny!

  8. *Sigh of relief* thank goodness I’m in Kimmy’s good graces. Thank you Brad 😛

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