Posted by: Brad | November 18, 2008

Atom Smasher Messed Up!

Remember back in September, when the Large Hadron Collider was gonna destroy the world, and suck us all into a black hole of nothingness? Well, it didn’t happen, and doesn’t look like happening for at least another 7 months (June 2009).

Oh well, I guess the world’s gonna have to end with the people of Monaco finally going crazy and killing us all (it WILL happen).

I don’t know about you, but I was kinda looking forward to getting sucked into a black hole, just to see what would happen (“Honey, I shrunk the UNIVERSE?”). Maybe we’ll appear in some demented Peabody universe?

If we don’t want the LHC to kill us, we better start infuriating the Monaconese (?) very soon.

You’re only slightly larger than Vatican City, and you’re not the home of the Pope. Ha! There’s my contribution.



  1. i was wondering about this. i read an article in Popular Science that suggested this machine could be the link to time travel. sounds a bit scary

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