My good friend *cough* shady dealings partner *cough* Kimmy.

As the title suggests, I am back, and the hiatus was not a hernia. It was indeed a working holiday with the Chairman to sort out some business. Needless to say, the business was sorted, and now North Korea has a ‘communications’ satellite in space*.

If there is anyone still reading this who is not one of the Google searchers looking for Harry Potter, then I thank you, and I assure you the cheque will be in the mail by tomorrow. Speaking of such things, I shall hold a poll in order to find your opinion on whether I should pay submitters for their work. Under this evil scheme, I will pay a small incentive of $USD2 to anyone whose WordPump/Chairman roflMao submission gets published. I’m hoping my friendship *cough* shady dealings *cough* with North Korea will help fund this.

Thanks again!

* This blog does not advocate supporting the regime of Kim Jong-Il in North Korea, or the launching of ingeniously disguised missiles over the Pacific Ocean.