Chuck Norris being shown a Bambi figurine at an Air Force awards show.
Chuck Norris – a man known for his super-human strength and disturbing fury – has been caught by his wife watching the Disney classic Bambi.
“I was shocked to find him watching Bambi. It was the first time I’ve seen him watch a deer or other defenceless animal without roundhouse kicking it in the face. It’s just sick.”
Chuck Norris was quick to discount the claims, saying, “I was watching it to investigate the movement patterns of deer, so that I can more effectively kick them in the future. I now know to go for the head.”
We then asked Norris if he knew who Julie Andrews was, and he responded with, “Of course, she’s Maria from The Sound of Music… I mean… Um…” He then roundhouse kicked me in the face.
Norris did not want the incident to tarnish his reputation, so he flew to Afghanistan and killed a quarter of the Taliban with his beard this morning.
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Say it ain’t so Chuck, say it ain’t so!
By: Joe on February 8, 2009
at 9:32 am
All the time he spent with Huckabee made him soft…
By: Ram Venkatararam on February 8, 2009
at 9:52 am
Chuck Norris struck down Bambi’s mother with the shotgun crack of his fists!
By: Aiden Caulfield on February 8, 2009
at 3:43 pm
Na, that Huckabee guy is tuff. I heard that a heart-attack once had a Huckabee.
By: Unknown Nobody on February 8, 2009
at 3:46 pm
@Joe: Yeah, ever since it went public Chuck’s gotten a lot ‘tougher’, though. I’m risking it by even posting this
@Ram: They don’t call him Huckabee for nothing! (I don’t know what I meant either).
@Aiden Caulfield: Now that’s the way to hunt deer!
@Unknown Nobody: Now that could be a new internet craze: ‘Mike Huckabee Facts’!
By: Brad on February 8, 2009
at 4:55 pm
lol! I wonder if Chuck Norris even knows about the whole “Don’t Fuck With Chuck” meme?
My favorite by far: “Chuck Norrise once roundhouse kicked a telemarketer to death. Down the phone.”
By: dogsounds on February 8, 2009
at 10:43 pm
LOL:
Norris did not want the incident to tarnish his reputation, so he flew to Afghanistan and killed a quarter of the Taliban with his beard this morning.
Very very funny. And I agree with dogsounds. So hilarious!
By: Scriber's Web on February 9, 2009
at 12:18 am
Chuck Norris once pissed a 5 lbs. kidney stone, and then cracked it in half with his fist…
By: this buddy of mine on February 9, 2009
at 5:37 am
@dogsounds: That’s one way to get rid of telemarketers!
@Scriber’s Web: Thanks! Glad you liked it
@this buddy of mine: ROFL! Just thinking about that is painful, but Chuck could handle it
By: Brad on February 10, 2009
at 4:05 pm