Good day homeboys and homegirls, may I introduce yo to dis shizzle. I will write about anything going down in da hood, that I deem funny and/or necessary. As you can probably tell, I’m a white male. I’m from Australia, and to our overseas readers, we do in fact ride kangaroos to school*.

I like technology, but will I write about it? Maybe.

That’s all I can think of at the moment, so if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to HL2: Deathmatch to get ‘pwned’ for being a ‘n00b’.

* Not a guarantee.